Which leaves Ed with Dante. He is looking distinctly out of his element, especially since Dante is eying him... ah, shall we say, appreciatively. "Just you and I now, Edward dear," she notes quietly, lifting a hand to touch his face.

Ed jerks away from her, stepping to the side. "Stop that." The flirting is really unnerving him, especially since he knows the main reason she's doing it is because he so strongly resembles his father—Dante and Hohenheim were an item, once upon a time, before Hohenheim met Ed's mother Trisha. This game is unwinnable, he notes to his friends. What do we do?