Xander grabs a couple chips and puts them in his mouth like a duck beak and pecks plaufully at April's hair before munching them down, then he turns back to Clark.

"So it was like "Superpuberty" for you or something? Wow. In the old-school comics, that version of you had powers from the time he was a baby. There were even Superbaby and Superboy comics. Sounds like you got the rough end of the deal. Has your mom made you the suit yet?"