"See that is one difference. Chloe is never mentioned in the comics. And Lana Lang is much different. And well you know what the deal is with Lois." April does her best not to make her own face at that.

"You know how Clark mentioned meteor-freaks, Xander? Those are humans who get special powers because they ran into Kryptonite. Apparently in this Clark's world, it is as common as... diamonds really. And he has different version of it too, that do different things to him."

"And you are not evil." April leans up and kisses just under his ear. Whispering, "Just naughty."